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What will be your lie for the day?

Today I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it will be embarrassing because they will think I have a dirty dog. So when I ask the clerk for de wormer  I will pause for a few  seconds then say - my dog dosn't have worms I just want a box of  de wormer for a coffee table conversation piece. Cheers and happy weekend!

Posted - August 1, 2020

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  • 53526

     

      I could say that I don’t want to eat any sandwiches today, but then what would that Canadian woman who’s locked in my basement do with herself all day long?
    ~

      August 1, 2020 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    Me thinks that the situation,
    you are creating it,
    and... well, have fun.
      August 1, 2020 3:13 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    Crazy!
    Animals have to be wormed at regular intervals.
    Buying de-wormer is not a sign of a dirty dog; it's a sign of a responsible owner.
      August 2, 2020 7:31 AM MDT
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  • 44651
    When my sister calls, I will say that I am OK.
      August 2, 2020 8:27 AM MDT
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