Today I have to buy some de wormer for my dog and I figure it will be embarrassing because they will think I have a dirty dog. So when I ask the clerk for de wormer I will pause for a few seconds then say - my dog dosn't have worms I just want a box of de wormer for a coffee table conversation piece. Cheers and happy weekend!
I could say that I don’t want to eat any sandwiches today, but then what would that Canadian woman who’s locked in my basement do with herself all day long?
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