Do tall people see short people like theyre too young to hang out with them?

 

(you’re shorter than me I am, so)

Thanks 

Of course she is. So am I.

Livvie! How tall are you? I want to know which one of us is taller. 

I'm 5'3" or 160 cm.  I'm the shortest person in my family, so I have to look up to everybody, lol.

I’m exact same height and situation lol. 

 

  Wait, you’re on your second pregnancy just like Livvie is?  I have an alibi for that too, folks!  Livvie, get out the GPS tracking charts and prove I didn’t detour to Canada!  Stat!

 

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Okay, not EXACT same situation, maybe I should have a baby though so I can have someone around that‘s shorter than me. How are your finances and what can you afford for child support a month? I’m willing to settle at $4500 a month. 

 

 

(someone around that’s who’s shorter than me I am,)

Lol:) see, you’re wasting your time. you just told me that a few posts ago and I didn’t learn a thing ;p 

 

  I have a wife, a mortgage, a slew of tildes and a Harem to support, so I can’t take on any baby mamas.  Try a tree surgeon or a delivery guy.  
(P.S. If my wife calls you and asks you any questions, you and I don’t know each other, ok?)

 

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Too late, I’ve already talked to my lawyer, $4495.99, monthly. Please send cash and I would like that paid out in loonies and toonies. 

  Hey! You haven’t even given birth yet! Grrrrrrr. 

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I have to buy a crib and a nanny person to take care of the baby now though. I’m not dealing with diapers and lack of sleep. 

 

  I’m NOT the father of your imaginary baby!  You’re not even pregnant, you scammer!

:(

If WE can have 14 fake divorces  that means WE had a bunch of FAKE marriages. So I’m pretty sure I have enough evidence that WE made a FAKE BABY. Just send me the cash and stop complaining. 

 

  Hold on; I have to print it first . . .

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I am coming too. I am shorter than you both so you can feel tall. I am just under 5'3".

Yay! :) 

 

(you’re shorter than me I am, so)

Hey!  Don't grammar-bust our party!

Grammar is like air: it’s everywhere, we can’t live without it, it can be either good or bad, and we cannot live without the good kind. I’ll have the chicken plate, please. 

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