Have you ever lost something that should be impossible to lose? I lost my freakin mop and bucket. I’ve looked everywhere and it’s just gone.

Well I’m sitting in on my kitchen counter right now Cos this is where I like to sit to think, I can see top of fridge from here and it’s not there. This Is messing with my brain Lol. I can’t understand how it could just be gone. I’ve looked everywhere. 

Well if  they are not on the fridge there is only one explanation - today is Pentecost Monday  which  is a holiday   of the Amish and they never work  on Pentecost Monday. So your  Amish ghosts probably  hid your mop and bucket so you can't do any chores today. Cheers!

That explains it!! I’ll take that explanation because it’s better than I’m just losing my mind lol. 

You're on here, which is a sure sign that you have already lost your mind. You can't lose what you've already lost.

I haven’t looked under my fridge since 2015, at least. 

Bunch of smart azzes here tonight -_- 

 

  I know, right?

(But at least we all know where our mops and buckets are.)

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This post was edited by Randy D at August 4, 2020 10:32 AM MDT

Ouch :( SO MEAN! 

Just tonight?

Good point. 

You guys are a bunch of jerks tonight lol ;) 

 

  We’re trying to help. (Ingrate.)

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Again I ask, just last night?

Again, good point :) 

Thank you for not saying fridge :) I do have one and I did check there, but nope. 

 

  How about checking the fridge?  Has anyone suggested that yet?  Fridge.  FRIDGE!
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Lol :) I love that gif but I don’t know what hurts more... that you took my favourite mop or that you ninja’d into my house and all you did while there was take my mop....