On a scale of going commando to Long johns, how safe do plan on staying tonight?

lol :).......

Movie started yet?

Hope not, I have to get my pizza belly first and put on my purple spandex pants. This is gonna be one our best dates yet.... 

Haha, sooooo hawt.  Bring the Peggy hairdo as well. 

Ill see you later, I’ll work on my hair till then ;) 

Haha, my first serious  boyfriend‘s sister in-law taught me the art of going commando in jeans... now I wonder if there are still people who don’t know this fine art lol. 

Then ye'll be sportin' a fine camel-toe. No pics on this one.

Lol :) given your sense of humour, I’m guessing you  have heard this before.. but if not, you’ll love it:) 

Dozens of times. They can't play it anymore the the Superbowl half-time nipple incident.

Ahhhh I didn’t know it is a football thing, they used to play it all the time on a radio show I like. I died first time I heard it lol. 

Bob and Tom had to clean it up and not use songs etc that referenced anything sexual. A nipple? During a Superbowl half-time a female sing star, whose name I cannot remember had a wardrobe malfunction and one of her nips was exposed. It caused quite a stir, for reasons unknown to me. Our FCC (Federal Communications Commission) cracked down on the use of things that had sexual inuendo. How silly. Odd that network shows are now allowed to used all the profanity they want other than 'f***' and various nicknames for the female genitalia.

Lol:) so weird you mentioned that Cos the singer you just mentioned with the “nip slip” is one I’ve been watching old school videos of for past hour on YouTube .. Janet Jackson. I still listen to Bob and Tom show online when I get a chance... it’s not bob and tom though anymore Cos one of them retired. they’re still pretty raunchy  for the time :) 

Yeah, learned about that being a thing from the movie grease 2 when the pink ladies almost drove off a cliff. This one character in the movie was complaining she was going to die wearing her mother‘s underwear. I don’t think I will care about my underwear when I’m dead though.  

Randy D will see you now.  Please go right in.

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No shame in that, I’m planning on wearing purple spandex pants underneath my long johns tonight, it’s safe. 

Hehe!!!  This post was edited by Echooos at August 15, 2020 4:10 PM MDT

I saw all your question marks... phone emojis don’t work here and turn them to that, meh!! That’s really only downside of this site lol :) 

Lol :) your answer makes me think of the bathroom scene in Something about Mary. Happy weekend :)