AnswerMug Challenge Series, Word Play Edition #7:

 

Thank you, great job on the second entry, the first entry, however, is disqualified for not being within the stated guidelines:

. . . add two more letters either to the front of the word or to the back of the word . . . 

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Your writing is ambiguous.  You didn't state that the two letters must be used consecutively.

 

  “Either or” isn’t ambiguous. 

And people wonder why I go into so much detail in the challenge instructions:

https://answermug.com/forums/topic/113992/what-is-the-longest-coherent-and-grammatically-correct-sentence

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  Creative!
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  Great job!
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 I’m impressed!
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  I have to hand it to you; those are good. 

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Thank you.

 

  Grrrrrr. And you have people believing you’re the love of my life!  How could you do this to me?

 

  Ok, I had to look up “coff”.  It’s a Scottish word meaning to purchase or to buy. It’s in. 

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My first job after high school was junior quantity surveyor. There were five Scottish lads in the office, I heard the expression a few times. I also got a quaint Glawsegian term, "Yirbumsoothiwindae" - roughly translated, it means "I am not in agreement with your opinions".

 

  Wow, you’re good. Scary good!

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If I had not already assigned Asker’s Pick, you certainly would have earned it. 

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  Jolly good there, Matey!

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