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What is a product or item you’d buy that you would NOT want to have delivered to your home, and why?

Posted - August 24, 2020
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  • 16779
    A car. I'd rather drive it home myself.
      August 25, 2020 3:53 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Great answer!


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      August 25, 2020 5:26 AM MDT
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  • 1500
    A kitchen knife.
      August 25, 2020 5:19 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      And why?

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      August 25, 2020 5:26 AM MDT
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  • 1500
    Because I can't open the door for every person who comes carrying one of those.
      August 25, 2020 5:37 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Wow, are you ordering one per day, and exactly how many of them are you ordering?  Lol!

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      August 25, 2020 5:46 AM MDT
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  • Occasionally I'll make these random purchases and it will strike me as something that seems like a total waste of money but I want it anyway. Rather than my wife open it and cause permanent eye damage from excessive eye rolling I'll have them delivered to my office.  The last instance was a pack of Final Fantasy collector's postcards.  I've had them for 4 months now and they're just sitting in my desk unopened. 
      August 25, 2020 5:58 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      See, Ladies?  Here is a perfect example of a man who cares more deeply for his wife and her health than he does for his own pleasure and well-being!  And there are people who say chivalry is dead!  Perish the thought!

     


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      August 25, 2020 6:05 AM MDT
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  • I'm just waiting for her to make me angry enough to send her a postcard. 
      August 25, 2020 6:11 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Huh?
      August 25, 2020 6:12 AM MDT
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  • Sigh.  Remember I had the postcards selflessly sent to my office to prevent an eye roll? Well the non-chivalrous twist was that I was just keeping them to send to her for strategically induced eye rolls. 
      August 25, 2020 6:16 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      So you don’t care about her health at all!  She’s going to lose an eye, maybe even both of them!  What have you done, slipped some insurance papers in with the kids’ permission papers for school, and had her sign up for a policy naming you as beneficiary?  This is sick and twisted!  I thought you cared about your wife, I thought you were a saint!  Police! Police!  Help!
    :|

      August 25, 2020 6:25 AM MDT
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  •   August 25, 2020 6:27 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      (((Pssst, listen, pal, cut me in for 10% and my silence is golden.)))

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      August 25, 2020 6:39 AM MDT
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