While visiting the home of a family member or friend, have you ever felt uncomfortable and wanted to leave?

  I can’t understand what more I need to do. In response to past “complaints”, I revamped the dungeon the den in the basement completely!  I had the ventilation improved to carry out the draft, muggy air, the noise-canceling acoustics diminish the echoing of the screams, tract lighting has been installed so there’s no more stumbling around in the dark, the restraints are fur-lined, the vicious guard dogs are fed weekly instead of biweekly, the locking mechanisms are now rubber-lined to cut down on the harshness of hearing them slammed shut, I’ve incorporated more fragrances of massage oils into the rotation . . .


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