(Sounds kind of shady to me. How do I know this isn’t some kind of trap?)
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You sent her! I thought I heard a slight accent. Danged Aussies. Grrrrr.
You know, I could always divert to Heathrow and drop in for a bit.
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I think I’m known for that type of thing.
(realized)
Those two jealous, tongue-wagging old gossiping @*#%s? What the heck made you believe anything they had to say? They were both old news after being kicked out of The Harem for repeatedly violating the no-avocado rules or miscounting tildes or double-booking themselves on spending the night with me! It was just a last-ditch effort to keep you and I from getting together! I’ve asked you time and time again not to listen to these outrageous rumors about me that you keep hearing. Grrrrrr.
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Doing all we can for our children is often the most noble and the most difficult part of being a parent. It must be terrible to have to live through such a dilemma like this. I’m sure you’ll do everything a mother can do to ensure her safety.
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