Example:
Original: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
Change: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse.
Original: The farming area is about thirty miles from here as the crow flies.
Change: The farming area is about thirty miles from here as the fly crows.
Original: Time flies when you’re having fun.
Change: Fun freezes when you’re doing time.
Original: One picture is worth a thousand words.
Change: One picture is worth a thousand dollars per lawsuit.
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Teacher’s pet.
You know that that’s you I envision locked up in my second photo, and that’s me in the third photo making sure things stay that way. Grrrrrr.
I support your right to voice your opinion, to express yourself. What’s that? Louder, please. I can’t hear a thing. Oh, well, I guess you’re mum on the subject. Fine, clam up if you want to. I’m out of here.
She didn’t say a word, folks, I don’t know why not.
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Oh, ok. (See how utterly and completely pliable I am with women? Grrrrrrr.)
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Professor! Ansley stuck her tongue out at me!
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