Where is the nearest National Park from you?

I camped there when I was stationed in Bremerton.

Awesome. How did you like it?

It was awesome. The campsite was between a fast flowing river and a mountain and there was nobody else nearby.

One of those at the top of my NP bucket list! 

Same.

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  You make it sound as if you’re worried that I might just show up unexpectedly and uninvited one night . . .

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I mean, ya never know!

 

  We’ve been married to and divorced from each other seventeen times now; I know everything there is to know about you . . . 

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  (((Pssssst, what’s the approximate distance from Ciervo to Livvie’s place in the United States?  Longitude and latitude, compass headings, altitude, closest landmarks, and the nearest law enforcement responding units to her place  would also be very helpful information, please.)))
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I can give you a ride to the dead end on Colombia National Route 25B, which ends at the border with Panama.  From there, you will need a good pair of boots for hiking through the jungle.  I made you sandwiches for your trip.

 

  Hey, wait . . .

I'll wait here.  I see that you came back because the rebels in the jungle took all of your sandwiches. I'll give you a ride back to Buenos Aires.

 

  Er, um, thanks anyway for offering to get me back to B.A., but I met one of those rebels, one thing has lead to another, and I have decided I’ll stay in the jungle . . . (cough, cough)

Good news, Randy.  I paid off the rebels.  I'm driving to Panama now pick you up and take you back to my place.

  Livvie, Livvie, Livvie, don't you realize that you're too late?  You allowed far too much time to go by, and Isabel has spent two days and two nights with me in a love nest, she's hooked, and there's absolutely no way she's going to let me go now.  We do, however, thank you for the "ransom" money, we plan to use it on surveillance equipment to monitor activities at your so-called "castle".  I'll rescue those kidnapped tildes yet!  In the meantime, pues, la verdad es que no tengo tiempo para charlar contigo ni para tus tonterías.  Estoy muy ocupado con mi Leona del a Selva, es una diosa en mis brazos.  Vete, vete ya, debes regresar a tu chozo, no tienes nada que ver aquí.  Hasta luego.

Atte, El Randísimo Chocolitito (así es el apodo ella me puso)

Isabel?  Oh, Isabel!  Umm yeah, her boyfriend, who's the leader of the guerrillas, just broke out of prison today!  What?  She didn't tell you about him?  He's on his way back right now to see her.