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Yes.
(I wrote myself in as the presidential candidate. Pack your suitcases now and get your one-way international tickets while you still can, folks. For those who don’t leave, this is going to be a bloodbath, and the “Re-Education Centers” will be filled to overflowing.)
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Grrrrrr. Throw him in leg irons!
(Oops, I haven’t even been elected yet and I’m already issuing Executive Orders. Guards, please disregard that last order and chalk it up to practice. You may let the prisoner go. Er, um, I meant to say you may let the gentleman go about his business.) (((But keep an eye on him from now until the election results are announced.)))