What are some things that people who are watching television do during commercials? Let’s compile a numbered list, I’ll start:

Good one smart-a**.

 

  Not really. Just look to the description field for a clue.
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  Perhaps a good point, so I edited the question accordingly, even though a look at the description field gives a clue.
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1.  Go have a smoke.
2. Get a snack.
3. Get a beer.
4. Use the toilet. (Or sink.)
5. Clean the kitchen. (really)
6. Let the cat in/out. 

You did not say so. You said a numbered list.

 

  Er, um, I most certainly did say. The word “Let’s” means all of us, the words “a list” mean one list complied collectively, not a whole bunch of separate lists.  I already stated that the next time I post a similar type question, I will clarify those parameters.
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  13.

You are my kinda guy. 

If you had no electricity, how did you see TV commercials, or even have TV, eh?

I thought somebody would catch on pretty quickly. Ha ha.

Oh, just like they did in Shakespearean time.  Between acts, as the players were getting ready for the next act, ye olde horse trader stepped up... 

"Art thee not restful of beating thy fusty dead horse? Then cometh on down to Honest Henry's Horse Emporium. We carryeth all the latest selection of new and used horses this side of the avon.
On the spot financing is available to qualify buyers. So, cometh on down to Honest Henry's Horse Emporium the present day... and bid those folk Honest Henry hath sent thee."

That's pretty good,

How could anyone tell a new horse from a used one? It's not as if new ones had price stickers on them.

Are you implying that Honest Henry isn't all that "honest"?

Would you trust a used car or used horse dealer?

Humor.  

 

 Disqualified.