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What is someting that would make you leave here forever? (humor, please.)

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Posted - December 25, 2020
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  • 53526

     

      A Vegemite, mayo, or avocado consumption requirement for participation. Grrrrrrrr. 

      December 25, 2020 5:43 PM MST
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  • 11092
    It's more likely to be coffee consumption. I've been lobbying JA about that. Bye.
      December 26, 2020 5:41 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Coffee as a threat, really? Really? Grrrrrrr, you think you can get rid of me that easily? REALLY?

      December 26, 2020 8:35 PM MST
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  • 34440
    I cannot tink of anyting tat would make me leave. 
      December 25, 2020 5:52 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Over-moderation.
      December 25, 2020 6:09 PM MST
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  • 44649
    Nice.
      December 26, 2020 8:30 AM MST
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  • 10052
    1) Hearing on the news about the dude in California arrested for holding women hostage in his dung   basement, forcing them to make sandwiches and engage in other, more untoward activities. 

    2) Finding out that management was involved in the torture of animals or children. Or anyone, really. No torture. 

    3) If all the cool people left. 

    4) Oh, I forgot about the humor after #1. Sorry.  
      December 25, 2020 6:24 PM MST
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  • 53526


      That #1 entry of yours is not only humor, it’s abject fiction. Come on, everybody knows stuff like that never happens!
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      December 25, 2020 8:39 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      I’m not originally from California, so this can’t be about me. 

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      December 27, 2020 10:40 AM MST
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  • 10052
    I see. Your original arrest was in another state. Got it. I'm picking up what you're putting down. 
      December 27, 2020 11:44 AM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Hey, you’re not supposed to know about that arrest! I paid good money under the table to have those records expunged! How did you get your hands on them? Grrrrrrrr. 

      December 27, 2020 3:01 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Sorry, that's confidential information. 
      December 27, 2020 6:50 PM MST
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  • 2132
    MyTwoCents. I can stand Republicans. I meant can't apostrophe t. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at December 26, 2020 8:31 AM MST
      December 25, 2020 8:06 PM MST
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  • 6098
    Too many questions automatically excluding me by asking for humor, please).
      December 25, 2020 8:13 PM MST
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  • 10662
    If I got a better offer from "there".  
      December 25, 2020 11:12 PM MST
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  • 4624
    Aliens abduct me.
    I get eaten by a dingo.
    Randy enslaves me in his dungeon to make sammiches for eternity.
    Lightning strikes and my electrons go berserk.
    Death by heatstroke.
    Dr Who picks me up in his Tardis and whisks me back to the age of dinosaurs.
      December 25, 2020 11:14 PM MST
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  • 2132
    That sounds like pretty much chit shining stress to me. I can deal with that. Life is an adventure not a destination. Death is freedom so it does not fit in this panoply of oddities to boot. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at December 26, 2020 8:32 AM MST
      December 26, 2020 7:13 AM MST
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  • 44649
    Isn't Dr. Who sort of an alien?
      December 26, 2020 8:33 AM MST
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  • 11092
    Excessive grammar policing. Oh, wait - you said humor.
      December 26, 2020 5:49 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Excessive? There's no such thing as "excessive" grammar policing. If anything, there's not enough grammar policing, lol.
      December 26, 2020 6:05 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      So many violators and violations, so few officers. (Sigh.)
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      December 27, 2020 5:14 AM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Not to worry, my dear; your grammar is fine. In fact, it’s impeccable. Why in the heck do you think I’m so enamored with you?


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      December 26, 2020 8:42 PM MST
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  • 11092
    I got no diea.
      December 27, 2020 5:16 AM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Hey! Grrrrrrrr. 

      

      December 27, 2020 5:20 AM MST
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