What was the last thing you poured, and the reason you poured it?

 

  Place $1,000 in small bills in an unmarked paper sack and at exactly 11:11 pm leave it under a copy of today’s newspaper on the thirteenth park bench on the north side of Ironworks Lane from the Central Boulevard entrance of City Park and I won’t squeal to the cat what you’re up to.

By the way, make sure you’re not followed, no dye packs or tracking devices mixed on with the money, and if I see even one cop or one Animal Control Officer, no deal. Grrrrrrrr. 

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rAndY 

plEAsE PlACe 5,000  lArGE, unMarKeD perCh in plaStic groCery BAgS in thE GarbaGe can At thE corNEr Of 5th and ELM tOmorRow aT 2 pm oR I'Ll leAve YOu a "preSEnt" 

BTw, brInGing a Dog, The cITy KittIEs, or Not obliGINg wOn't dO yOu aNy GOod.  i CaN HacK up a GinOrmOuS, juicY haIRBall in NeW yORk wHiLe liCkiNg MysELf in loS AngEleS. 

paY or yOU"ll be SoRrY...

ThE cAT 

_No oNe meSSes wITh my MagiCAL fisH JuiCE!)

 

  It wasn’t bad enough letting the cat stay up all night watching those old gangster movies, nope. I told Shuhak that letting the cat learn to read and write wouldn’t end well. Did he listen to me? NOOOOOOOO. 
Grrrrrrrr.

 

  I’ll have to get back to you after I meet with Shuhak tonight. Stand by for instructions for where, when, and how to drop off a wad of cash. 

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Just leave a tooth under your pillow tonight and I will leave you all the spare change I can afford. This post was edited by Kittigate at August 24, 2023 12:44 AM MDT

 

 You’re next in line after Shuhak and Kittigate. Start collecting the money and be sure there are no consecutive serial numbers or marked bills.
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  I’ll just wait for you to pass out and take all the money myself. 

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Money?

 

  Please convert the Australian dollars to American dollars before you send them to me. 

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Grilled girl...yummy.

 

  Wait, how MANY drinks?

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This post was edited by Randy D at August 24, 2023 12:45 AM MDT

 This is a lie: I have not edited this, especially not on the date mentioned. Computer glitch, website glitch, fake news. Grrrrrrr.

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I, too, receive these kind of false public accusations.
A well-deserved 'Grrrrrrrr.'

 

You’ve always been nice to me, so I won’t hold you to the same standard as Shuhak. A mere 80 thousand Argentine pesos will be just fine.
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