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Place $1,000 in small bills in an unmarked paper sack and at exactly 11:11 pm leave it under a copy of today’s newspaper on the thirteenth park bench on the north side of Ironworks Lane from the Central Boulevard entrance of City Park and I won’t squeal to the cat what you’re up to.
By the way, make sure you’re not followed, no dye packs or tracking devices mixed on with the money, and if I see even one cop or one Animal Control Officer, no deal. Grrrrrrrr.
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It wasn’t bad enough letting the cat stay up all night watching those old gangster movies, nope. I told Shuhak that letting the cat learn to read and write wouldn’t end well. Did he listen to me? NOOOOOOOO.
Grrrrrrrr.
I’ll have to get back to you after I meet with Shuhak tonight. Stand by for instructions for where, when, and how to drop off a wad of cash.
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You’re next in line after Shuhak and Kittigate. Start collecting the money and be sure there are no consecutive serial numbers or marked bills.
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I’ll just wait for you to pass out and take all the money myself.
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Please convert the Australian dollars to American dollars before you send them to me.
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This is a lie: I have not edited this, especially not on the date mentioned. Computer glitch, website glitch, fake news. Grrrrrrr.
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You’ve always been nice to me, so I won’t hold you to the same standard as Shuhak. A mere 80 thousand Argentine pesos will be just fine.
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