*Not merely the abbreviation for the element, the actual word completely spelled out, please. Thank you.
Why do you make me sulphur like this? If you have any more “jokes” like these, do me a favor and barium, ok? (You may be a lot of things, but you’re sure not boron.)
Grrrrrrrrrrroanium.
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Once they’re written and picked up by a studio, please have the Casting Director call my agent. I want to star in one of your movies.
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Of course not! You should know me well enough to believe that I would never . . . hold on. What kind of sammich?
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That’s almost like saying my favorite kind of woman.
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I take it you didn’t like that Einsteinium crack, LOL.
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