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what is a good job for a baby

he is 8 days old and I think it’s about time he starts pulling his own weight around here 

Posted - February 16, 2021

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  • 8214
    Making everyone smile. 
      February 16, 2021 2:36 PM MST
    9

  • 44645
    Keeping your breasts drained.
      February 16, 2021 2:38 PM MST
    7

  • 11091
    Alarm clock
      February 16, 2021 2:44 PM MST
    8

  • 2134
    Pin the tail on the donkey. Dog decoy. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 6, 2021 6:37 AM MDT
      February 16, 2021 3:01 PM MST
    4

  • 13395
    Mattress tester.
      February 16, 2021 4:55 PM MST
    6

  • 34417
    Diaper tester. 
      February 16, 2021 5:08 PM MST
    6

  • 53519

     

      A slowly-clicking alarm set to detonate approximately fourteen years from today when the “Teenage Rebellion Stage” will emerge. 

    ~

      February 16, 2021 6:35 PM MST
    4

  • 23617
    I laughed out loud at your question!
    :)

    And I have no answer. :)
      February 16, 2021 7:01 PM MST
    5

  • 17612
    He is the joy spreader.  :)
      February 16, 2021 8:25 PM MST
    5

  • 127
    Ex President of the United States
      February 17, 2021 12:55 AM MST
    2

  • 16819
    CURRENT President of the United States ...

      February 17, 2021 3:34 AM MST
    3

  • 127
    Brilliant.
      February 17, 2021 8:08 AM MST
    3

  • 258
    All babies are on strike, to campaign to be fully breast-fed.

      August 5, 2021 4:17 PM MDT
    2