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How scraggly is your beard? ~

Posted - February 19

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  • 16186
    I don't have a beard. :)
      February 19, 2021 8:29 AM MST
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  • 40834

     

      Whew! We don’t have to get a divorce after all!
    ~

      February 19, 2021 8:31 AM MST
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  • 16186
    LOL ...
      February 19, 2021 8:33 AM MST
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  • 9944
    I could never grow a decent beard until I was about 70 because it was always too scraggy and I would have to shave it.. Now I have a full beard that looks pretty filled out.
      February 19, 2021 11:02 AM MST
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  • 2161
    Ya probably because you cut out all the emaciating drugs you grew up on. Duh! Just kidding! My beard I want full as a plate from China!
    It's snow white now. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at February 19, 2021 11:09 AM MST
      February 19, 2021 11:05 AM MST
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  • 35161
    When I had one it was somewhere between scraggly and full. Nobody complained. Now I am just scruffy as I only shave about once a week.

      February 19, 2021 11:12 AM MST
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  • 2161
    Some guys don't do beards and some I could'nt imagine in one like my brother although he is a full bodied guy. Two bearded brothers and one I never saw in one at any point. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at February 19, 2021 3:33 PM MST
      February 19, 2021 11:40 AM MST
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  • 7369

    My beard and I have never had what you’d call a good relationship.  It’s what you might call clingy.  I mean, when we first met face to face, it was so lively and ornate.  Why, just being around it gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling.  Of course, time stands still for no one.  I got a job, which meant I had to trim back the amount of time we could be together.  At first it seemed ok with it, but before long I found it showing up at my place of work every day around 5 o’clock (way before quitting time).  Then I got married, then the kids came along and I changed jobs and we had to move… it was such a hectic time that I hardly had any time for my beard.  Well, it wasn’t happy so it stopped eating.  Its complexion quickly faded and it became gaunt.  I tried to tease it in an effort to cheer it up, but it didn’t work.  After the kids finally moved out and things began to settle down, I had more time for my beard, but things between us was never the same.  Sure, we still sleep in the same bed at night, but we part company each morning. 

      February 19, 2021 11:41 AM MST
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  • 40834



      “Cat’s In The Cradle” by Harry Chapin, 1974.




    LYRICS:

    My child arrived just the other day
    He came to the world in the usual way
    But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay
    He learned to walk while I was away
    And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
    He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad"
    "You know I'm gonna be like you"
    And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
    Little boy blue and the man in the moon
    "When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when"
    But we'll get together then
    You know we'll have a good time then
    My son turned ten just the other day
    He said, thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play
    Can you teach me to throw, I said-a, not today
    I got a lot to do, he said, that's okay
    And he, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
    It said, I'm gonna be like him, yeah
    You know I'm gonna be like him
    And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
    Little boy blue and the man in the moon
    "When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when"
    But we'll get together then
    You know we'll have a good time then
    Well, he came from college just the other day
    So much like a man I just had to say
    Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?
    He shook his head, and they said with a smile
    What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys
    See you later, can I have them please?
    And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
    Little boy blue and the man in the moon
    "When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when"
    But we'll get together then, dad
    You know we'll have a good time then
    I've long since retired, my son's moved away
    I called him up just the other day
    I said, I'd like to see you if you don't mind
    He said, I'd love to, dad, if I can find the time
    You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kids have the flu
    But it's sure nice talking to you, dad
    It's been sure nice talking to you
    And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
    He'd grown up just like me
    My boy was just like me
    And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
    Little boy blue and the man in the moon
    "When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when"
    But we'll get together then, dad
    We're gonna have a good time then


    ~

      February 19, 2021 4:56 PM MST
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  • 394
    Harry Chapin was so much more than just cats in the cradle.
      February 20, 2021 3:46 PM MST
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  • 6741
    It's just a few well-groomed, wiry chin hairs.
      February 19, 2021 1:19 PM MST
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  • 1469
    there are currently no beards in my house 

    unless you count my cat but her whole body is covered in hair so 
      February 19, 2021 1:20 PM MST
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  • 25233
    My husband just trimmed his today...it.looks quite nice.
      February 19, 2021 5:08 PM MST
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  • 35161
    So did my wife.
      February 20, 2021 12:48 PM MST
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  • 25233
    Lol. 
      February 20, 2021 3:43 PM MST
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  • 40834

     

      Why is your wife trimming her husband’s beard? I’m calling the police.


    ~

      February 20, 2021 9:35 PM MST
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  • 35161
    Good catch.
      February 21, 2021 11:38 AM MST
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  • 861
    I'm beginning to look like the Phantom Phink... and his dog Sludge!

      February 20, 2021 4:00 PM MST
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  • 4059
    It's not. I don't have a lot of facial hair to begin with, but when I do let it grow it's not scraggly.
      February 20, 2021 11:25 PM MST
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  • 11633
    Less so than it was a week ago. I trimmed it.
      February 21, 2021 3:35 AM MST
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