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The investigating officers took a written statement from everyone present except you. Why?

 

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Posted - March 8, 2021
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  • 8214
    I wasn't there, didn't see anything, hear anything and don't know anything. 
      March 8, 2021 6:24 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      But he was seen dancing with someone just a few minutes before everything happened. How do you explain that?



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      March 8, 2021 6:31 PM MST
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  • 8214
    IDK I wasn't there, and who are you?  
      March 8, 2021 6:37 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Who, me? The victim.

      
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      March 8, 2021 6:43 PM MST
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  • 8214
    You are wearing shoes that you have never walked in.  There isn't any gum on the bottom or dirt or scratches on them.  I think you are pretending to be a victim, like Megan Markle. That's ok, I'll work it out.  First thing is to get rid of the shoes, here let me get those for you. 
      March 8, 2021 7:32 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      I think I know where this is going. Don’t worry, I won’t resist.




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      March 8, 2021 7:36 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Awwwww boo hoo I wish you were here now. 
      March 8, 2021 7:40 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

     


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      March 8, 2021 7:44 PM MST
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  • 23641

    Probably because I was wearing this T-shirt:


    I'm just here to establish an alibi - T-Shirt Ash Grey Sea Foam (Zazzle) - Splashirt
      March 8, 2021 7:28 PM MST
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  • 53526

    Lol!


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      March 8, 2021 7:31 PM MST
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  • 13395
    I was passed out drunk before the trouble started.
      March 8, 2021 8:17 PM MST
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  • 11089
    I'm a known liar.
      March 8, 2021 8:24 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Wait!  I need the judges at the restraining order proceedings to know about this! I demand an appeal!
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      March 8, 2021 8:41 PM MST
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