[I’m in!]
“Please disrobe completely, Miss, and hop right up on the butcher paper. How’s that? Of course I’m a real doctor; the long white coat is a dead giveaway. Now I’ll be right with you as soon as the massage oil is ready . . .” (Cough, cough.)
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Warm and sensual wins over cold and gooey every time. By the way, I only accept cash, so you can put away your insurance card and credit card.
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