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What are some of the 911 emergency calls potentially received in dispatch for the Grammar Police Department (GPD)?

Posted - Tue at 4:46 PM

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  • 42189

     

     Yer kiding ,reight?

    ”Operator, I have several business signs to report!”




















      April 6, 2021 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 8979
    And the wife wants to know why we put in such long hours down at the station!
      April 6, 2021 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 18023
    Those are great!  :)
      April 6, 2021 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 7655
    Come quick!   My modifier is dangling!

    Help, my sentence won't stop running!  

    I theired when I should have there'd.  Is there anything I can do?

    Help, I, am, drowning, in, commas,
      April 6, 2021 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 42189

    [The shame of it is that some people will read these and wonder what is supposedly wrong with them. Grrrrrrrr.]




















      April 6, 2021 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 18023
    I knew what was up with all of them. :)
    I especially liked that last one, ha.
      April 6, 2021 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 8979
    When were they open anyway?
      April 6, 2021 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 18023
    Exactly! Ha!  :)
      April 6, 2021 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 42189
    It’s much too late to go there now; they’re obviously closed! Lol!
      April 6, 2021 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 10296
    News item: students get first handjob experience

    Please use thongs to handle pastry

    The school year sent very well and I also boned with many teachers This post was edited by Kittigate at April 6, 2021 10:48 PM MDT
      April 6, 2021 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      Dispatcher: “Alert SWAT immediately.”
      ~

      April 6, 2021 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 3466
    We have a situation at the school.  The resource officer can’t handle it.  Can you send some more cops?

      April 6, 2021 10:46 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

      School-based! The worsest evir! Theyre out too bee a lawe!

      ~

      April 6, 2021 10:50 PM MDT
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  • 11957
    Someone unfriended me for bad grammer. They shouldn't of did that, there so stupid.
      April 6, 2021 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 42189

     

     eye no reight

      April 6, 2021 10:52 PM MDT
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  • 311







      April 6, 2021 11:26 PM MDT
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  • 18023
      April 7, 2021 6:41 PM MDT
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