Do you have a favourite Chuck Norris joke?

Q: What did Chuck Norris say to Bruce Lee after he tried to punch Bruce Lee?
A: So sorry.

I started watching a new TV series called Kung Fu - it is roughly based on the 70's TV series Kung Fu. I have only seen the last 3/4s of the pilot so I missed the story line but it seems like it might be good. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at April 11, 2021 6:27 PM MDT

Chuck Norris can turn off the light switch in his bedroom and be undressed, in bed and asleep before the room gets dark.

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? 

All of them.

I pretty much like all of the that I've heard.  :)

Q: What did Chuck Norris say to the Drunken Master after he tried to punch the Drunken Master?
A: So sorry can I make it up to you by buying you a drink?

The Drunken Master was played by Jackie Chan. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at April 12, 2021 12:14 PM MDT

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.  Too bad he never cries.