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Canada has plenty of space up there, so why don’t they mirror the US by carving out a total of 50 provinces and territories?

 

 


  Listen, if they need help, I can be there in no time. I have a Canadian ex-wife who will let me sleep on her couch. The whole job should take me until February of 2051 to complete. 


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Posted - April 17, 2021

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  • 13395
    Too much trouble trying to think up all those new names.
      April 17, 2021 1:33 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Randolph Pass, Handsy Harbor, Mount Randy, Ran-Ran Ridge, Cellar Valley, Randynistan, Gigolo Peak, Rand‘s Wood, New Randall Fields, Sammichville, Randionium Plain, Grammar Point, Randallton, Harem Heights, North Saint Randwell, South Saint Randwell, Stalker Meadows, 

    (Actually, I could go on and on, but I don’t want this to seem a little bit as if it’s all about me . . . )

      April 17, 2021 5:47 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    'Fraid not but thanks for the effort.
      April 17, 2021 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    Or we could combine US States into just two...California and everyone else.
      April 18, 2021 12:00 PM MDT
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  • 34264
      April 18, 2021 1:14 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    That would work quite well. But I would rather Ohio be part of Canadia, eh.
      April 19, 2021 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    If Randy can get Randolph Pass, Handsy Harbor, Mount Randy, Ran-Ran Ridge, Cellar Valley, Randynistan, Gigolo Peak, Rand‘s Wood, New Randall Fields, Sammichville, Randionium Plain, Grammar Point, Randallton, Harem Heights, North Saint Randwell, South Saint Randwell and Stalker Meadows, then I can get my own province!  My province will be the most fun!

      April 19, 2021 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      The Chamber of Commerce met with the local organization known as Rally And Network for Decency (RANDY), and you’ve been voted down for the seemingly seedy nature of the name with its similarity to a sex shop or a brothel or both. Besides, Randy D plans to open a chapter of his Harem in each Canadian province, both old and new, and he’d rather not have to compete with lesser providers. Run along now, your services of filth and degeneration are not wanted here. Shoo, SHOO!

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      April 19, 2021 3:17 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    After meeting with the Prime Minister of Canada, and complimenting him on his awesome socks, it was decided that Livvie’s Wonderland gets to stay.  Randy may keep one of his 17 new provinces.  The other sixteen will become regional municipalities of Livvie’s Wonderland.
      April 19, 2021 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Ok, but let Livvie’s Wonderland in and that will hasten the fall of entire country of Canada. 


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      April 19, 2021 8:31 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    We’ve decided that the province you get to keep is Handsy Harbor because you misspelled it for Canadians.
      April 20, 2021 8:06 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      I can barely wait to get my hands on my new land!  I’ll erect a school on it where I can teach those unruly Canadians how to spell words the correct way!

      April 20, 2021 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 5451

    Hey, keep your hands out of my province.  

    *slaps your hand*

    Stop it!  Stop it now!

    He’s doing it again!

      April 20, 2021 2:42 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Hold still and quit wiggling so much, I only have a gallon of this massage oil, and you’re making me spill it. Grrrrrrr. 

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      April 20, 2021 3:08 PM MDT
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