If an asteroid were on a collision course with Earth and it were an extinction event, what would the Twitter hashtags be?

Umm yeah, it’s a lovely day to have the end of the world.

Lol!
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CNN says Biden inherited the incoming asteroid problem from  Trump, because Trump wouldn’t listen to the science.  He fired his asteroid advisor.

The guy on AM radio says the Democrats are using the incoming asteroid to push their left-wing radical Marxist agenda.

#Meteorgate #SpaceRockLivesMatter

Nice and simple, I like it.  That would pretty much sum it all up.


This post was edited by Livvie at April 30, 2021 3:45 AM MDT

Can you make it to my incoming asteroid going away party?  I hope so.  It will be kind of hard to reschedule it for a later date.

Maybe not, we just have to think positive!  I’m not sure if that’ll work, or if it has ever worked, it just sounds like something people would say.

Those are the glass half-full folks. :)

I’m wrapping them all in Saran Wrap and moving them into a cave now.  I rented a space at one of those underground cave warehouses in Missouri.  I got a really good deal on it.

 

  Say, wait!! While you’re there with all those sandwiches at your fingertips, how about whipping together a ham and cheese on cracked wheat for your ol’ pal Randolph D? You can wear one of your best bikinis when you come by here to deliver it to me!  Don‘t feel left out; there’s a special cell workplace  and sleeping quarters for you in the basement.
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You can just come over to my cave warehouse in southwestern Missouri to help me eat all of these sandwiches.

*asteroid hits*

Oh, we’re the only two humans left alive and we’re stuck in this giant cave warehouse with all these sandwiches!

As luck would have it, the cave I rented is right next to Kraft Food’s cave!

Randy!  Come quick!  Look at this!  There are enough jars of mayonnaise down here to...

This post was edited by Livvie at April 22, 2021 5:57 PM MDT

 

  I’m out of here and I’ll just take my chances with the radiation! Look, all the roaches survived!

*Randy D begins frantically stuffing his backpack full of grill cheese, PB&J, turkey on pumpernickel, roast beef with cheddar, egg salad, chicken salad, and tuna salad sandwiches. 
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You’re not posting anything about the incoming killer asteroid?  Twitter and Facebook “fact checked” your incoming killer asteroid post, didn’t they?

I posted the most common Twitter post that will be after an extinction event.   Silence.

#LastHumanAlive
#NoOneLeftToRetweetThis
#LastTweetCensoredByBot
#NoOneLeftAtTwitter
#CantAppealDeletionOfLastTweet

It’s a good day to go fishing.  What?  The game warden is still checking licenses and measuring your catch?  Oh well, I wouldn’t worry about that court date.