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Randy D

I’m at my doctor’s office and they’re having lab work done on me. Should I have them check for a sandwich gene?

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Posted - April 27, 2021
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  • 19942
    Not necessary, just have them check for the mayo content in your body.
      April 27, 2021 8:39 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      *Doctor: “STAT! Cease all cancer research and cancer treatments immediately and get this man into the ICU! Trace elements of mayonnaise have shown in lab results, approximately .00000001% of a tenth of a miligram milligram! Hurry, time is of the essence! Grrrrrrr.”
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    This post was edited by Randy D at April 27, 2021 11:43 PM MDT
      April 27, 2021 10:18 AM MDT
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  • 19942
    Good thing you don't live in India!
      April 27, 2021 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 5455
    miligram  milligram This post was edited by Livvie at April 27, 2021 8:02 PM MDT
      April 27, 2021 5:06 PM MDT
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  • 52936
    Doh!
      April 27, 2021 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    If you have the sammich gene, so what? Would you like it removed and replaced with a flat earth believer gene or something?
      April 27, 2021 8:44 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      How about a “we never really landed on the moon” conspiracy gene?
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      April 27, 2021 10:19 AM MDT
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  • 9872
    Perhaps they can check for grammar levels and prescribe something to lower them.
      April 27, 2021 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      You hate me, you really hate me. Grrrrrrr. 

      April 27, 2021 2:05 PM MDT
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  • Did they use one of these to draw your blood?  Which color did you pick?

      April 27, 2021 11:31 AM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      Hey, wait a second!  No one ever told me there was a more subtle option!  Grrrrrrr.

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      April 27, 2021 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 10466
    Make sure that lab has a license and not just a rabies tag.  (Remember, the more tail wags he gives you, the better the diagnosis).  While your there, have then give you a cat scan.  (if the cat's awake, that is.  Unlike labs, cats  only "work" certain hours.)
      April 27, 2021 3:58 PM MDT
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  • 52936

     

      (While your you’re there)

      April 27, 2021 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 10466
    Y-you mean it's not your there?  Then whose there is it?  Don't tell me it's a...a  rogue there.  They say they are mentally unhinged.  They think  they're a... (*carefully looks to the left and then to the right, then whispers*)... a their!
      April 27, 2021 9:26 PM MDT
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  • 10042
    As if there's a question! 
      April 27, 2021 8:56 PM MDT
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  • 16240
    Shouldn't Lab work be done by a vet?
      April 30, 2021 12:27 AM MDT
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