Can you prove ANYTHING?

Yes.  Anything, not everything.

 

  Of course I can!  Each of them sent me a text at about the same time asking if she could come upstairs to see me.  I answered both with a spirited “yes!”  Any disagreement the two of them had at the lobby is beyond my control.

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Yes I can.

In reality no. It's more fun living with a few mysteries anyway.

I CAN prove that redneck humor and philosophy is hilarious.

Google 'redneck philosophy'.

Eg.. last words of a redneck: I saw this on YouTube, hold my beer and watch this...!

I have a mind. I think, therefore I am. Cogito, Ergo Sum.
Everything else is conjectural. I exist, but do you?

If the evidence of my senses is to be trusted, then its a safe bet that I consume far too much of the local brewery's product. Cogito, Ergo Rum - I drink, therefore I am.