Do you know Randy's address? Would you like to buy it? I'm working on his cell number now.

 

  Hey! You cracked the code! Grrrrrrr.  

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  Shhhhh! Don’t bug me, I need absolute silence while trying my latest Northern States Triangulation and Search-Related Pinpointing feature on Operation Locate JS or Bust. Grrrrrrrr. 

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  Truth be told, I’m often much, MUCH closer to you than the pesky restrictions  outlined in the average restraining order. I believe those things are drafted by people who simply misunderstand the love that you and I feel for each other. I won’t let a piece of paper come between us and our love, my Snuggle-Wuggles.
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  How sweet; you’ve dedicated a cloth hug to me, Baby!

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You can google 'tilde RandyD''. That's who.

 

Grrrrrrrrrr.

 

  Ok, Miss Smarty-Pants Walking GPS Wannabe, do the same thing by revealing to me Jane’s address and a picture of her residence. Grrrrrrr.

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Randy, I have some good news.  I found a picture of Jane’s House.  Not only that, I have the address of where you can find it.

Here’s a picture of Jane’s House:

It’s at Barnes & Noble, Greenway Lakes Commons, 3216 West Lake St., Minneapolis, MN 55416.  Their website says it’s in stock!

It looks interesting.  I think this’ll be the next book I read.  Thanks for the idea, Randy! 

This post was edited by Livvie at December 2, 2022 7:11 AM MST

Grrrrrrr. 

 

  Folks, haven’t I been warning all of you of the impending doom the evil Slart wants to visit upon us? Haven’t I long predicted his plans to introduce this biological attack on US soil? Only a supervillain would use a civilian aircraft converted into a bomber! I remember how my neighbors laughed as I dug a doomsday shelter in my back yard, but watch them scramble over here when the tins start to fall and they find themselves covered in Vegemite. No one listened, everyone called me crazy. Grrrrrrr. 

Randy lives in the house with the tilde-shaped roof on top of the mountain that overlooks Rancho Penasquitos.  It used to be Rancho Peñasquitos, but the evil villain Randy came down from the mountain to take all of the ~s away from their ns.  Then one day, a plane dropped a load of Vegemite on the evil villain Randy’s lair.  The people in the village of Rancho Peñasquitos below rejoiced because they knew their ñs would now be safe.

 

  Fake news in fairy tale format, scaring and scarring the little kiddies with this horrible horror story, really? REALLY, Livvie? This is how low you’d stoop? For shame! Grrrrrrr. 

 

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Randy?  Randy?  Are you that guy from the publishing house?  That’s the rejection letter I got word for word.  This post was edited by Livvie at December 2, 2022 4:51 PM MST

 

  Note to Livvie: stick to writing erotica or trucking manuals or science fiction yarns about vehicle codes or some other topic that you are good at doing, and leave the kid lit to kindhearted, gentle, levelheaded authors. 

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Are you saying the publishing company’s going to reject my latest manuscript, Henry and the Kid-Eating Monster, too?