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Burglars broke into Randy D’s home, ransacked the place and stole almost everything EXCEPT?

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Posted - June 23, 2021
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  • 581
    I left any cheap Ikea furniture.
      June 23, 2021 10:01 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Wrong house! (Whew, dodged that bullet, folks.)
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      June 23, 2021 10:03 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    That steel locked box that has a faint ticking sound. This post was edited by Thriftymaid at June 26, 2021 6:10 AM MDT
      June 23, 2021 10:04 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      The tildes have a machine similar to an incubator inside the vault to both keep them warm and to provide the calm, soothing sensation of the mother’s heartbeat as they slumber in her womb. 

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      June 23, 2021 10:07 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    Uh huh!  Gotcha.............wink wink.............
      June 23, 2021 10:14 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      (Shhhh.)

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      June 26, 2021 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Your fake family Bible which you have hollowed out for keeping your best favorite tildes hidden inside  because you know those ignorant sinners think messing around with The Word of God would be certain to inspire His great wrath upon them. This post was edited by Kittigate at June 24, 2021 1:00 AM MDT
      June 24, 2021 12:06 AM MDT
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  • 16826
    The Harem and the sammich makings, mainly because they couldn't get in there. It takes Dan Briggs and his IM team to breach that level of security, even Bond was stumped.
      June 24, 2021 6:55 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    His "lucky" underwear ... even though it's neatly framed, and hanging on the wall.
      June 24, 2021 11:44 AM MDT
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  • They didn't steal any of my hidden cameras.  They didn't even see them. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 1, 2021 3:56 PM MDT
      June 26, 2021 6:10 AM MDT
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