You may get a small bonus for being such a great dedicated employee but the cost of the suit will be deducted from your pay.
Dude, are you sure YOU aren’t running a harem somewhere?
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I can commiserate, Pal. Women do the same thing with me all the time.
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How would such a horrendous fire even get started?
Oh, wait . . .
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*Evening news program some weeks later, we join them on progress: . . . and the investigation led to the arrest of one Livvie Dakota, tentatively identified as one of victim Randall’s many arch enemies. It seems that Dakota coerced the young girl into committing arson, as evidenced by one of several hidden cameras and microphones that Randall had planted based on suspicion of harm coming to him. Let’s go to the videotape.
“That mean ol’ Mr. Randall needs to pay for what he’s done. Never mind who I am, you ask too many questions. Anyway, he’s all by himself in that room, so just sneak in there and light his tilde collection on fire just like I showed you when we rehearsed this. It’ll be a lot of fun. My name? Call me Aunt Eivvil. Now back to our plan. Go for the driest tildes first and work your way outward. He’ll never bother you again after this. Grrrrrrrr . . . ”
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