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I'm going to get a mail-order Ukranian bride. (Just as a house keeper, of course.) What do you think?

Posted - July 13, 2021

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  • 2999
    Russia has them as well. 
      July 13, 2021 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 581
    Go for it.
      July 13, 2021 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    I have a friend who looks very, very similar to her! Wow!
      July 13, 2021 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 53506
      Why ya holdin’ out, yo’? Hook a brutha up, Homie!
    ~
      July 13, 2021 11:40 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    Ha! :)
    And she is GORGEOUS. Incredibly nice, too.
    I got to know her first, then met her fiance, and then they invited me to their wedding -- they're both really nice. Both of them are people with whom you just feel immediately comfortable. Unassuming, yet strong, and quietly very kind and funny. They have a wonderful young son now, too. We all see each other every once in a while.
      July 14, 2021 7:05 AM MDT
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  • 53506

     

      Wait, she’s married? Why didn’t you say so? Never mind.



      Grrrrrrrr.
    ~

      July 14, 2021 7:08 AM MDT
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  • 23576
    Yeah, married.  :)  -- Woops, I mean,   Grrrrrrr
      July 14, 2021 7:10 AM MDT
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  • 53506

     

      Lol.


      ~

      July 14, 2021 7:51 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Good idea but what if she gets bored because there is not enough work to do?
      July 13, 2021 9:15 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Comma needed after "Good idea." LOL.
      July 13, 2021 9:19 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Are you sure? I thought 'but' eliminated the need for a comma.
      July 13, 2021 9:36 PM MDT
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  • 53506

     

      No, it doesn’t eliminate it at all.
    ~

      July 13, 2021 11:40 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    But,but...
      July 14, 2021 12:52 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Buts are for smoking and sitting on!
      July 14, 2021 7:50 AM MDT
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  • 44607
    Buts  butts
      July 14, 2021 9:39 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Whoosh / You Missed the Joke | Know Your Meme
      July 14, 2021 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    house keeper housekeeper. Why is there so much confusion about complex nouns?
      July 13, 2021 9:22 PM MDT
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  • 44607
    How about a hyphen? Compromise?
      July 14, 2021 9:43 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    No compromise possible. Google it and you will see that it's one word.
      July 14, 2021 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Because they're complex?
      July 14, 2021 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    LOL, I knew someone would come back with that!
      July 14, 2021 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Happy not to disappoint. :)
      July 14, 2021 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 10636
    As in if something "goes wrong", she keeps the house.
      July 13, 2021 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 2129
    I have to add before I forget, that my new friend said the most, the most effed up thing ever his mom said to him was that he's almost ready for a mail order Ukrainian bride. He no lie my new compadre'. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at July 14, 2021 5:04 PM MDT
      July 13, 2021 10:19 PM MDT
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