Which closed room or other part of your residence would you NOT want a visitor to see right now?

 

  I know, right? Listen, I could let you see mine if you like. It even has a sub level and a sub sub level. (You didn’t tell anyone that you’re dropping by here, did you?)

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Are you making bootleg whisky down there?
"If" I ever went down there, a written agreement would have to be in place that you or one of your "harem" would not lock me or block me from leaving.  I am still working through childhood basement trauma.  This post was edited by Honey Dew at July 18, 2021 3:55 PM MDT

 

  I’ll sign anything; come on over.
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I can come over right away to help out with that!  We can even exchange dungeon design tips! 

 

  Wait, you have a Sandwich & Mayo dungeon?  I’m torn; on one hand, it intrigues me, on the other hand, it repels me! Grrrrrrr.

 

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  Come do your laundry in my basement in California. 

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Can I come over to your basement to have you do my laundry, also?

 

 Of course you can, my dear friend! I can put you in a cell offer you a washer and dryer right next to Jaimie’s!

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I’ll just buy new clothes, thanks. 

 

  Rich.
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Not really, willing to go broke over the option of walking down those stairs. 

 

  It’s perfectly safe. Dozens of women have descended those stairs, and you don’t hear any of them complaining, do you?

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I know why I don’t hear them complaining. 

Wow, awesome collection.  

That's just a small fraction.  Here's a few more.

Wow...you could arm a huge force of white supremacists with that armory. Not saying that you would, of course.