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When you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which side of the bread do you use?

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Posted - August 20, 2021

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  • 10664
    The side facing up.  (I tried to use the other side, but the countertop kept getting in the way)
      August 20, 2021 3:53 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    The moldy side.
      August 20, 2021 8:01 PM MDT
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  • 757
    I use the inside.

      August 20, 2021 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Neither. I don't make sandwiches.
      August 20, 2021 9:36 PM MDT
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  • 53529

    Te odio. 

      August 22, 2021 9:13 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    ¿Que?
      August 22, 2021 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 53529

     

      And you think you know a guy. First thing Monday morning, I’m going to the Precinct Captain to request a different partner. 

    :|

      August 22, 2021 9:22 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    LOL. And I don't eat donuts either. Missed that part of training at the academy.
      August 22, 2021 9:36 AM MDT
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  • 7795
    The left side first.
      August 20, 2021 9:42 PM MDT
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  • 16840
    Jewish humour? I read this one in a book by South African/Australian author Bryce Courtenay (born a goy but converted to Judaism to propose to his wife Benita, a Jewish girl):
    There was a little cobbler in a shtetl in Russia, who was spreading honey on a piece of bread when it slid off the table and fell to the floor. To his amazement the bread fell honey side up.
    "How can this be?" he said, and with the slice of bread in his hand he ran to consult the rabbi and the village elders.
    "We are Jews in Russia, how can it be that I spread honey on my bread and when it fell to the floor it landed right side up? Since when did luck such as this come to a Jew?"
    The rabbi and the elders pondered the point for several days, consulting the Torah frequently. Finally they called the little cobbler to the synagogue.
    "The answer, Ikey, is quite clear. You honeyed your bread on the wrong side."
      August 22, 2021 3:07 AM MDT
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  • 44656
      August 22, 2021 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 2138
    Do you take a big dollop of each and smish the sandwich together or do you spread it evenly and thinly? What's the difference? Somebody watching? This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 22, 2021 9:16 AM MDT
      August 22, 2021 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 44656
    Gotta spread it evenly.
      August 22, 2021 7:59 AM MDT
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  • 2138
    It's not kosher otherwise. It looks like flailing
    survival mode. Besides, money, is a factor and besides, it falls out the sides when you pick it up unless you want been to use a plate and spoon. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 22, 2021 8:33 AM MDT
      August 22, 2021 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 3025
    The drier side is on the inside the softer on the outside. 
      August 22, 2021 8:35 AM MDT
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  • 2138
    You should get pick..thoughtful. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 22, 2021 4:08 PM MDT
      August 22, 2021 9:41 AM MDT
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  • 3025
    Thank you.
      August 22, 2021 10:01 AM MDT
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  • 3025
    Thank you.
      August 22, 2021 10:01 AM MDT
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  • 2138
    Here.

    The Gambler

    On a warm Summer's evening
    On a train bound for nowhere
    I met up with a gambler
    We were both too tired to sleep
    So we took turns a-staring
    Out the window at the darkness
    'Til boredom overtook us
    And he began to speak

    He said, "Son, I've made a life
    Out of reading people's faces
    Knowing what the cards were
    By the way they held their eyes
    So if you don't mind my saying
    I can see you're out of Aces
    For a taste of your whisky
    I'll give you some advice"

    So I handed him my bottle
    And he drank down my last swallow
    Then he bummed a cigarette
    And asked me for a light
    And the night got deathly quiet
    And his face lost all expression
    Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy
    You gotta learn to play it right"

    You got to know when to hold 'em
    Know when to fold 'em
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run
    You never count your money
    When you're sitting at the table
    There'll be time enough for counting
    When the dealing's done

    "Every gambler knows
    That the secret to surviving
    Is knowing what to throw away
    Knowing what to keep
    'Cause every hand's a winner
    And every hand's a loser
    And the best that you can hope for
    Is to die in your sleep"

    And when he finished speaking
    He turned back toward the window
    Crushed out his cigarette
    And faded off to sleep
    And somewhere in the darkness
    The gambler he broke even
    And in his final words
    I found an Ace that I could keep

    You got to know when to hold 'em
    Know when to fold 'em
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run
    You never count your money
    When you're sitting at the table
    There'll be time enough for counting
    When the dealing's done

    You got to know when to hold 'em (when to hold 'em)
    Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em)
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run
    You never count your money
    When you're sitting at the table
    There'll be time enough for counting
    When the dealing's done

    You got to know when to hold 'em
    Know when to fold 'em
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run
    You never count your money
    When you're sitting at the table
    There'll be time enough for counting
    When the dealing's done

      August 22, 2021 12:36 PM MDT
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  • 53529

     

      Yes.
      ~

      August 22, 2021 9:16 AM MDT
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