Why is she so happily emotional looking at the restaurant bill in Randy D’s hand? This is a poll.

A. After 5 dates with Randy D, this is the first time he didn’t “forget” to bring his wallet. She had already planned to dump him if he pulled that crap again this time, but now that she knows he’s paid the bill, she’s glad to keep him because he’s so great in bed.

B. She’s a numerology nut, the amount is $32.08 plus 7% tax, or $2.2456, making the total $34.32.  She’s 32 years old, was born in August, the 8th month, she’s the 7th of 7 children, she’s been dating Randy D for 34 days, and her period is 32 days late.

C. A combination of both of the above.

D. Neither A nor B, but some other reason. Other answer.

E. She’s loopy, and the weirdest things excite her. Randy D has found yet another winner.

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