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Why is she so happily emotional looking at the restaurant bill in Randy D’s hand? This is a poll.

 



A. After 5 dates with Randy D, this is the first time he didn’t “forget” to bring his wallet. She had already planned to dump him if he pulled that crap again this time, but now that she knows he’s paid the bill, she’s glad to keep him because he’s so great in bed.

B. She’s a numerology nut, the amount is $32.08 plus 7% tax, or $2.2456, making the total $34.32.  She’s 32 years old, was born in August, the 8th month, she’s the 7th of 7 children, she’s been dating Randy D for 34 days, and her period is 32 days late.

C. A combination of both of the above.

D. Neither A nor B, but some other reason. Other answer.

E. She’s loopy, and the weirdest things excite her. Randy D has found yet another winner.

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Posted - September 1, 2021

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  • 13395
    D. "This cheapskate must have won the lottery jackpot, that's why he's being so generous now.
      September 1, 2021 10:35 PM MDT
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  • 44175
    E for sure.
      September 2, 2021 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 22853


    D:

    She thinks, "Get very overly excited if Randy D brings up anything about grammar."

    Out loud she says, "YeSSS, Randy D-ear! The apostrophe IS missing on Wendy's!!"






    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at September 2, 2021 8:50 PM MDT
      September 2, 2021 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 52903

    LOL!


    Great answer, my friend!



    1. What are the odds that Randy D would go any great length of time without nothing noticing or bringing up something pertaining to grammar?

    2. It’s cute that she thinks she needs to do something to flatter Randy D. Heck, the photo doesn’t even show where his other hand is, or what he’s doing with it.
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    This post was edited by Randy D at September 3, 2021 6:40 PM MDT
      September 2, 2021 8:42 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    I'm glad you liked my answer, thanks!
    :)



    1) I think Randy D may be grammatically constant.

    2) He's holding my hand. I'm under the table.
      September 3, 2021 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 52903

    2) He's holding my hand. I'm under the table.

     

      Hey, wait a minute . . . 

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      September 3, 2021 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    Exactly





    Ha!
    :)



      September 3, 2021 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    D- That's not the restaurant bill, he's adopted a new puppy! 
      September 2, 2021 8:59 PM MDT
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