What are you looking forward to this weekend?

I might not be able to find the perfect pumpkin this year because I have started to shop online to cut down on my chances of getting covid-19 or any of its mutated friends. Pretty sure the person who does my order won`t look at a thousand pumpkins to try and find me the perfect one. Cheers!

I can't imagine me running unless someone was chasing me.  Even then, I might not even bother.

Show off!!!

 

  Lol, not really. On an average weekend, I should be doing about 18 to 21 miles (28 to 33 kilometers).
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Among what other things do you usually run? Are we talking cars?

 

  I haven’t the foggiest idea of what you mean. Have you been hitting the sauce again?
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No, you edited your original post, "Running (some number of) miles, among other things." So among what other things do you usually run? It's a logical question, not some Cosmic Wunderkind production!

 

  Just make sure a minimum of 8 hours have passed between  taking your last drink and going back on duty. Grrrrrrr. 

 

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But you still haven't answered my question. Grrrrr. Must be tildes.

Thanksgiving this Monday, eh? Turkey and poutine?

Yes Monday eh, but most Canadians do the Turkey meal and get together’s on Sunday so we can drink lots. Then we do poutine on the Monday to cure the hangover. 

You ever get moose watching through the window? This post was edited by Stu Spelling Bee at October 9, 2021 8:20 AM MDT

No, I keep my blinds closed for that reason. I don’t want them staring at me while I’m trying to eat pumpkin pie. 

 

  Why did you ignore the typographical errors in each of the last three posts of hers?

  Don’t answer that until you’ve consulted with your union representative and/or a defense attorney. I’ve already alerted Internal Affairs. Grrrrrrr.


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We must make allowances for our linguistically challenged Canadian friends. They have to deal with moose, poutine, and all kinds of strange things up there.

 

  “Internal Affairs? This is about the suspicions surrounding Officer Bee and his Canadian connection. Yes, I did exactly what you instructed me to do, and I’m afraid you were right. When I gave him the chance to make it right and I let him know I was talking with you, instead of getting the message, it seems he’s digging his heels in even deeper. He’s actually making excuses for her instead of writing citations.  It’s really disgusting to hear him salivate about her all the time. What’s that? It sounds like a classic case of Mata Hari seduction and conquer of a guy falling for a vamp? Wow, my own partner, too! Listen, tell me what I can do to help move your investigation along. I’m willing to take pictures for you, wear a wire, sneak into his place and wiretap his phones, set him up on a date with the Canadian woman, his co-conspirator, almost anything! You name it and  I’m in, ALL the way in, up to my armpits in, bet my pension on it in! Grrrrrrr.”

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ROFLMAO!