(((Hey! I paid you good money to testify as my character witness, you didn’t even show up! Where were you? Grrrrrrrr.))).

  That happens to me all the time.

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  Thank you.
  (I would have preferred your testimony over the refund, though.  The sandwiches here at the San Diego County Jail are absolutely horrible.)

:(

  Hmmm, not a bad idea . . .

(But please stop calling me Shirley. This is jail, you know.)




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  Frankly, my dear, just don’t call me late for dinner. 

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  You have both a sharp mind and a quick wit. I like that in a woman. 

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  (i’ll I’ll)

  Well, in that case . . . 

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  Hold on, you’d do that to me? You’d choose Stu over me? After all that you and I have been through together? Grrrrrrrr.

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  You realize, of course, that the money you swindled out of me won’t make you happy, right?

:(