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Kittigate

Quantum superlocation app would allow you to find any misplaced item in your household by placing it in all locations at the same time so...

You would always find your misplaced item in the first place you look. You have 3 minutes to make use of the app before it all decoheres and reverts to a conventional state of remaining in the place where you lost it.

Would you like to give this app a test run free of charge for a month?

Posted - October 21, 2021
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  • 16819
    Only if the cat is both dead and alive ...
      October 22, 2021 1:02 AM MDT
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  • 44645
    And on both sides of the road.
      October 22, 2021 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 3013
    ROTFLMAO, Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!
      October 22, 2021 6:33 AM MDT
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  • 53519

     

      I was one of the volunteers as a test subject for that new technology, but within ten minutes of activating it, I lost it somewhere in my house. It still hasn’t been found, and I’m financially liable to the researchers for its replacement. Grrrrrrrr. 


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      October 22, 2021 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    No problem, you will just have to donate your house to the researchers so they can try to find out how such an instrument could 'just disappear'.
      October 22, 2021 12:05 PM MDT
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  • 53519

     

      Hey, wait . . . !

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      October 22, 2021 2:18 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    I thought some lady had already burnt down your house a while ago  to try and force you to move in with her.
      October 22, 2021 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 53519

     

      Believe me, Pal; over the years, they’ve tried every trick in the book on me.






























     


    Grrrrrrrrr.
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      October 22, 2021 8:01 PM MDT
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  • 44645
    You failed to interpret the quantification of the superposition of that missing variable in the anti-quark-lepton equation. Thus you have failed to solve the matter-dark matter lemma.
      October 22, 2021 8:09 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Ok thanks, I guess I'll have to try to look that up. I was wondering if I have to inform the superlocation app the right description of the misplaced item supposing it was my reading glasses otherwise  then it might place thousands of different kinds of glasses at all locations so I might have to dig through the pile trying to find the right pair. This post was edited by Kittigate at October 23, 2021 9:47 AM MDT
      October 22, 2021 9:30 PM MDT
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  • 44645
    Reading glasses. I go to the dollar store.

      October 23, 2021 9:50 AM MDT
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