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Sandwich-flavored potato chips, yes, please! I don’t mind if I do! What will they think of next?

 

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Posted - October 25, 2021

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  • 19937
    What if the flavors are vegemite or tuna mixed with mayo?
      October 25, 2021 12:03 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      You’re always against me! You’re all against me! I thought that for once I had a moment of happiness, a chance to breathe freely, a glimpse of hope and wonder, but NOOOOOO! None of you are satisfied until or unless I’m shattered like a listless glass bottle thrown onto the rocky shore by the pounding surf at high tide in a thunderstorm at night in freezing weather! For how long must I be the rag doll that you discard in the dumpster of life, the refuge you toss to the wind, the wisp of unwanted locks that you untangle from your hairbrush and fling to the trash can of existence? You’ve taken a beautiful sandwich-related dream and scribbled over its façade in crushing graffiti, it blurs the warming sunlight that once sought my soul, you’ve extinguished the fire of gladheartedness that beckoned me from dreary dullness that permeates me daily, you’ve exposed the cruel core of those rancid substances that worm their way into my very being like cheap poisons and internal burrs of slow death! Am I not allowed brief if even fleeting joy for a tad longer before it’s all ripped away from me and I’m forced to rejoin the depths of depravity known as real life? Does destiny only foresee horror and terror and strife and pestilence in my pathways of this torrid world? The agents of spreading the Aussie atrocities have gotten to you, I see, using you to normalize and tout their putrid product in a bid to thrust it upon unknowing and unsuspecting innocents! I, however, cannot be fooled! I have been to The Land Asunder, I have sampled yet once their packaged pate-killer, their jaundice-in-a-jar, their Spread-For-The-Dead! I know the harm it does to average humans, I carry the warning of its distribution as a banner of a lifelong mission to halt it from oozing beyond the borders and boundaries of that hapless continent! Let the Canberra Crowd and the Outback Posse delight in their delirious indoctrination, but no farther than those environs must it travel!
      ((((I’ll get to the mayonnaise later. Right now, I have to go picket the headquarters of the Avocado Growers Co-Op that wants to plow over wheat fields and plant groves of their crap in its place. I’m a very busy man.)))  Grrrrrrrr. 

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      October 25, 2021 1:23 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Query:  "listless glass bottle" - is there a glass bottle that is not listless?

    "the refuge you toss to the wind" - Did you, perhaps, mean "refuse"?
      October 25, 2021 3:18 PM MDT
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  • 53504
    How are all glass bottles listless?
     
      October 25, 2021 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    All glass bottles are listless - they don't move on their own.
      October 25, 2021 9:36 PM MDT
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  • 53504

    The motion of listlessness came from the surf. 

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      October 25, 2021 11:45 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I must admit that this conversation is becoming less understandable,  What surf?
      October 26, 2021 2:57 AM MDT
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  • 53504
    (You’re right.)

    The surf that was smashing the bottles on the rocks in my long diatribe.


    ~
      October 26, 2021 7:10 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Oh - I must have dozed off at that part.
      October 26, 2021 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 53504
    Grrrrrrr.
    ~
      October 26, 2021 7:59 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    Those actually do exist.

      October 25, 2021 3:18 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I think you should send a dozen bags to Randy D. :)
      October 25, 2021 3:19 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      See? You do hate me! Grrrrrrrr.


    ~

      October 25, 2021 3:37 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    "Hate" is a very strong word.
      October 25, 2021 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      You support my downfall!

    ~

      October 25, 2021 4:26 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    I do like the BLT-flavored Lays.

    I don't see the point of the Funion-flavored or Dorito-flavored chips, though.
    If you want chips that taste like Funions or Doritos, why not just buy Funions or Doritos?
    {shrug}
      October 25, 2021 12:13 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Sardine-and-peanut-butter sandwich flavor.
      October 25, 2021 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 10636
    Potato chip flavored sandwiches.
      October 25, 2021 1:03 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    A staple for dinner after a day at the beach. Of course, we're talking about REAL chips, thick-cut English-style, not the packaged sort that are properly called "crisps".

      October 25, 2021 3:23 PM MDT
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  • 44604
    White bread? Seriously?
      October 26, 2021 9:32 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    Couldn't find a stock photo with wholemeal.
      October 26, 2021 4:28 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Frankly, they taste absolutely nothing like your proper "sausage sizzle" sandwich.

      October 25, 2021 3:26 PM MDT
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  • 44604
    Kroger has these. They are horrible.

      October 25, 2021 3:27 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      I believe you: they sound as if they’d be horrible! Find out which marketing shill came up with the idea and . . .




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      October 25, 2021 4:41 PM MDT
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