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You just learned that Stu and Randy are no longer going to be partners. What is YOUR main qualification for pairing up with one of them?

Yes, yes, yes, it means that you have to pretend that you’re a member of the pretend entity “The Grammar Police Force”, but just indulge that pain for the sake of the bit.




P.S. Stu was originally slated to post this question, but he squandered the opportunity by going out there and issuing citations when the grammatical errors were blatantly and obviously in jest, and were the basis for the humor their authors were trying to portray. Randy, therefore, beat him to the punch, which paves the way for sandwich-related bribes and incentives to be paid to you for selecting Randy over Stu.


 


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Posted - November 12, 2021
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  • 16342
    The fact that I can actually spell in ENGLISH.
    Kittigate, Jaimie, Malizz, let's show these Yanks how it's done.
      November 13, 2021 1:42 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Easy as pie!
      November 13, 2021 1:51 AM MST
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  • 53008

     

      Thanks, but you and I both know that you can’t get past the Vegemite Sensors without triggering the alarms. The residue alone gives you away, but its presence internally in your body can’t be overlooked either.  Sorry, Mate.

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      November 13, 2021 2:31 AM MST
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  • 13261
    Teach what? Your peculiar Australian dialect and spellings? No partner of mine. You should stick with the Australian GPF.
      November 13, 2021 2:29 PM MST
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  • 16342
    We use the same spelling the English do. From England. It's their language,  you messed it up.
      November 13, 2021 4:27 PM MST
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  • 13261
    So you say, but we in the US disagree. American English is still English regardless of your opinion.
      November 13, 2021 4:30 PM MST
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  • 5453
    Help Stu expand his understanding of how English is used in other countries.  Transfer him to the Canadian field office, please. 

      November 13, 2021 9:16 PM MST
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  • 13261
    Wow, you have cars up dere in the Great White North, eh?
      November 13, 2021 10:00 PM MST
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  • 19942
    Proficiency in grammar and spelling.
      November 13, 2021 7:15 AM MST
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  • 53008

     

      Which one of them do you choose as your partner?

      (Hint: Randy D.)
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      November 13, 2021 7:22 AM MST
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  • 19942
    No electioneering!
      November 13, 2021 7:54 AM MST
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  • 53008

     

      (Cough, cough.)
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      November 13, 2021 8:22 AM MST
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  • 10053
    I may have the necessary skills (expert sandwich-making), but I have no interest in the position. 
      November 13, 2021 9:57 AM MST
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  • 53008

     

      You know that I have plenty of other positions to offer you . . .


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      November 13, 2021 10:58 AM MST
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  • 44355
    ...bribes and incentives...

    Tough choice. You and I are shipmates, though, so it should be a no-brainer.
      November 13, 2021 10:57 AM MST
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  • 5453
    I can drive the police car.  Get in, Randy!  We got some grammer fellins to catch!

      November 13, 2021 1:45 PM MST
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  • 13261
    grammer fellins grammar felons
      November 13, 2021 2:39 PM MST
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  • 53008

     

      Er, um, no thank you, Livvie. I check the wanted posters and outstanding warrants before going on duty every day, and your name and likeness popped up just yesterday:


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      November 13, 2021 3:08 PM MST
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  • 13261
      November 13, 2021 3:50 PM MST
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  • 5453
    So, does this mean you‘re not interested in catching the notorious Grammer Fellins gang?  They’re pretty brutal.  One of them saw a participle dangling from a ledge, so he stomped on its fingers and watched it fall to its death, then he put an apostrophe in its death so it became it’s death.
     This post was edited by Livvie at November 14, 2021 10:53 AM MST
      November 13, 2021 9:03 PM MST
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  • 53008

     


      I can’t talk to you when you’re like this. 


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      November 13, 2021 10:00 PM MST
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