I ate this:
Never again.
Wait, what?
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But the further you went, the closer it got, right?
(See what I did there? LOL.)
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I see. The two of you came ALLLLLLLL the way out here to California and did not even drop by to say hello. You’re dead to me now.
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Excuses, excuses.
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Oh!
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LOL!
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