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Wait, they’re allowing it to be done on buses now?
(I’m so happy, folks! No more motel fees!)
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Wait, I thought you’re a Russian Jew, not Polish!
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Oh, Miss Tour Escort lady! Yoo hoo, over here, please! Yes, if you don’t mind, I’d like a seat right next to the two brunettes over there, please! Thank you!
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Was that your career?
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