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What makes you think that I even WANT you in the fireplace?

This question was inspired by me misreading another question the first time I saw it.



Posted - December 22, 2021

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  • 13395
    You are thinking about having a weiner roast.
      December 22, 2021 10:26 AM MST
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  • 1919
    LOL
      December 22, 2021 10:35 AM MST
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  • 5455
    The roasted wiener comes with toasted buns.  Is that OK?




      December 23, 2021 8:37 AM MST
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  • 13395
    With toasted buns.. I could not resist!
      December 23, 2021 10:13 AM MST
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  • 52903

     

      Shouldn’t it be that the wiener comes in between the two buns? Hey, wait a second . . . that came out all wrong!


    ~

      December 23, 2021 11:07 AM MST
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  • 5455
    If it came out all wrong, put it back in correctly.  Wait, that came out even worse.
      December 23, 2021 2:47 PM MST
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  • 44175
    Buns, weenies. You two need to get a room.

      December 23, 2021 3:16 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

      She just found out how much I’d charge her; I don’t think she wants to pay my rates. 

     


    ~

      December 23, 2021 6:03 PM MST
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  • 44175
    Yeah...I get it.
      December 23, 2021 7:49 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

      How about wrapping something protective around the wiener before inserting it in the . . . hold on; this isn’t getting any better the more we try to fix it. Arrgghh. 
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      December 23, 2021 5:55 PM MST
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  • 44175
    It needs cleaning?
      December 22, 2021 11:01 AM MST
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  • 5455
    I didn’t hire a chimney sweep.  Also, since you’re dressed up as Santa, you’re doing it backwards.  You’re supposed to take toys out of that bag and put them under tree, not take toys from under the tree and put them into the bag.  


      December 23, 2021 8:40 AM MST
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  • 52903

     

      Busted!


      ~

      December 23, 2021 10:48 AM MST
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  • 44175
    Can I keep the Easy-Bake Oven? I never got one.
      December 23, 2021 3:17 PM MST
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  • 5455
    That Easy-Bake Oven was for Kittigate.  That wiener that was being discussed in the above post was getting cold after being left out in the open too long so it needs to be put it in there to warm it back up.  We should probably stop playing with it, wait, that came out wrong yet again!
      December 23, 2021 5:26 PM MST
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  • 44175
    You are too much. LOL.
      December 23, 2021 5:28 PM MST
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  • 16197
    "Slartibartfast is no good
    Chop him up for firewood ..." This post was edited by Slartibartfast at December 23, 2021 8:31 AM MST
      December 22, 2021 11:39 PM MST
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  • 5455

    You’re no good for firewood.

    I’ll need a large pot.

      December 23, 2021 8:48 AM MST
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  • 44175
    I'm sure that is a quote from one of Douglas Adams' books.
      December 23, 2021 5:26 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

      Little Livvie, do you know anything about what happened to Mr. Randall D, or how his house caught fire?


     [~]

      December 23, 2021 6:21 AM MST
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  • 5455
    Yes!  Mr. Randall D. said something about an insurance payout and a move to another country, but he said I wasn’t supposed to tell anybody!
      December 23, 2021 8:33 AM MST
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  • 52903

     

     ((((Shhhhhhhhhh! Hush, Child! You’re not supposed to TELL anyone about our deal! That’s what the extra money was for; a second payment to keep quiet about it after I paid you to start the fire! Can’t I for once get good help around this place? Arrgghh!)))))




    [~]

      December 23, 2021 10:46 AM MST
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