What makes you think that I even WANT you in the fireplace?

LOL

The roasted wiener comes with toasted buns.  Is that OK?

With toasted buns.. I could not resist!

 

  Shouldn’t it be that the wiener comes in between the two buns? Hey, wait a second . . . that came out all wrong!

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If it came out all wrong, put it back in correctly.  Wait, that came out even worse.

Buns, weenies. You two need to get a room.

 

  She just found out how much I’d charge her; I don’t think she wants to pay my rates. 

 

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Yeah...I get it.

 

  How about wrapping something protective around the wiener before inserting it in the . . . hold on; this isn’t getting any better the more we try to fix it. Arrgghh. 
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I didn’t hire a chimney sweep.  Also, since you’re dressed up as Santa, you’re doing it backwards.  You’re supposed to take toys out of that bag and put them under tree, not take toys from under the tree and put them into the bag.  

 

  Busted!

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Can I keep the Easy-Bake Oven? I never got one.

That Easy-Bake Oven was for Kittigate.  That wiener that was being discussed in the above post was getting cold after being left out in the open too long so it needs to be put it in there to warm it back up.  We should probably stop playing with it, wait, that came out wrong yet again!

You are too much. LOL.

You’re no good for firewood.

I’ll need a large pot.

I'm sure that is a quote from one of Douglas Adams' books.

Yes!  Mr. Randall D. said something about an insurance payout and a move to another country, but he said I wasn’t supposed to tell anybody!

 

 ((((Shhhhhhhhhh! Hush, Child! You’re not supposed to TELL anyone about our deal! That’s what the extra money was for; a second payment to keep quiet about it after I paid you to start the fire! Can’t I for once get good help around this place? Arrgghh!)))))

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