I’m kind of partial to the Women’s Catch-Randy-and-Rip-His-Clothes-Off-Then-Have-Your-Way-With-Him Invitational 1K!
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Fake news, fake sports reporting by a jealous woman who knows her rivalry with Randolph D will always disqualify her from participating in the Invitational.
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See? There’s always a win-win for me somehow.
M
*Text message from Randy D dated two weeks ago found on the cell phone belonging to Miss No-Passport: “Identification? For a foot race? Noooooooo, of course not! You won’t need any identification.”
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