Eyes to Thighs — product for women to attract guys’ attention
Gut and Butt — combined antacid and laxative pill
From Afros to Toes — an all-body moisturizer
Thumbs and Gums — a bandage and cold sore ointment
Shin Skin Paraffin — specialized wax for bad ankles
Chin and Grin — a helmet accessory for people who take selfies in dangerous areas
Nails and Scales — acetone mixed with cold cream
Nape and Shape — a collar that assists with weight loss
Fist and Wrist — custom-made gloves
Lips and Nips — collagen and Botox treatments used to enhance specific parts
Chest or Breast — unisex hair-removal for pectorals
Tongue to Lung — medical device used when you swallow wrong and confuse the pipes
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You probably don’t wash your body the same way that I wash mine.
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Arm and Hammer :P