Died
Given birth
Turned down a sandwich that was offered to me
Been allergic to anything
Sung well
Had a broken bone
Been exorcised
Strangled someone because of his or her poor grammar
Admitted to the frivolous allegations thrown against me in restraining order proceedings
Had long hair
Given consent for a warrantless search of my sub-basement
Worn any clothing in the color pink
Understood those danged Canadians
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LOL!
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Hold on a minute, that’s not what I heard:
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That’s the genuine article, Baby, taken by a camera that I surreptitiously installed in your bathroom last…oops, is this an open public forum? I’d best clam up.
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