I had to don my commerce inspector’s role and prove that the shipments of liquified guacamole extract were being prepped for smugglers to get past the recent embargo and sneak them into the US. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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(Cough, cough.) Please forward me a copy of it so that I may cross-reference it with the files indicating those who should not be mistakenly forced into recruited for harem duties.
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Or, you could have just moved into that spare bedroom I’ve always set aside for you. No pesky financial entanglements or red tape; it would only require you to prove your love.
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Hey, wait . . .
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I demand satisfaction!
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It’s a reference to what is said when one party challenges another party to a duel. There’s also the gesture of slapping the opponent with one’s glove while issuing the challenge.
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You’re not really using your soul, right?
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