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Randy D

Excuse me, is that seat next to you taken?

 

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Posted - March 8, 2022
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  • 13395
    Yes, it is. My gal friend is sitting there having one of her 'invisible person' days.
      March 8, 2022 10:15 AM MST
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  • 1953
    That's okay you can have it, I was just leaving. :):)
      March 8, 2022 10:20 AM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Hey, wait . . . 


    ~

      March 8, 2022 1:49 PM MST
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  • 1953
    Hehehehe :)
      March 8, 2022 4:18 PM MST
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  • 10639
    Yes.... by a cat.  Oh, you may not see him sitting in it now, but I assure you if you attempt to sit in his seat he'll suddenly be there. 

    (According to the Cat Book, sitting in a cat's chair is punishable by 3  scratches to be administered whenever the cat desires.  Sitting on the cat is punishable by a firm biting.  If a cat is forced to vacate said chair even after administering a biting, the cat may shun, his at the one who sat on him/her.  In addition, the cat erans 1 (one) reprisal (non expiring) which may be used at the cat's discretion.)
      March 8, 2022 10:39 AM MST
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  • 6023
    I don't know if it was taken.
    If so, I hope whomever took it returns it to where they found it ... or Liam Neeson may get upset.
      March 8, 2022 12:29 PM MST
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  • 11002
    Yes, I'm saving it for anyone else.
      March 8, 2022 12:31 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Wait, what? You mean to say there’s someone else? 


    :(

      March 8, 2022 1:48 PM MST
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  • 11002
    No, there is everyone else.
      March 8, 2022 3:31 PM MST
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  • 53509

    Grrrrrrr. 


    (Well, folks, at least she didn’t say “anyone else”. There’s still hope.)

      March 8, 2022 8:40 PM MST
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  • 17596
    Yes.  Yesterday, today, and tomorrow. 
      March 8, 2022 2:40 PM MST
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  • 16779
    No, but you don't want to sit there. I've been eating Vegemite.
      March 8, 2022 4:26 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      I have been kidnapped and taken to Bizarro World! Grrrrrrr.

    —- 

      March 8, 2022 10:10 PM MST
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  • 2999
    Sorry I want privacy, what I do in my own house is my business. 
      March 9, 2022 4:08 AM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Wait, how did your couch end up in my house?


    ~

      March 9, 2022 11:22 AM MST
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  • 2999
    Very funny
      March 9, 2022 2:39 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      I know. Both strange and rare. Both curious and puzzling. Both outlandish and preposterous.
    ~

      March 9, 2022 3:13 PM MST
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  • 2999
    Have you been spending too much time with your tildes or do you always talk like that?
      March 9, 2022 5:14 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      You’re propositioning me for time away from my tildes? I’m listening, I’m listening.


    ~

      March 9, 2022 7:56 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Almost always & by a dog. 
      September 11, 2022 4:42 PM MDT
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