Aliens land on Earth and approach you looking for intelligent life. What instructions, directions and/or advice do you give them?

Don't watch TV at all!

There are a few good shows that I watch, but every year there are less and less because many of them wind up on streaming sites and I won't pay to watch what was once free.

Yeah, I never understood that, and, actually, what you mean is that you will not pay an additional fee on top of the cable, internet or satellite subcription you already pay in order to watch television.

That's correct - I won't pay any more for programming than I already pay.

Layers of fees for garbage. 

 

  (there are less and less fewer and fewer)

Thanks. :)

 

  You are welcome.
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I don't doubt it.

Actually, I disagree... you just have to go non sapien.

Yes, yes I agree!

Yes, and dogs!  Don't forget dogs!