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Aliens land on Earth and approach you looking for intelligent life. What instructions, directions and/or advice do you give them?

Posted - April 5, 2022
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  • 53524

     

      If in your species there exists the concept of females, generally keep them away from that Randy D character, but especially from that sub-level basement system of his. Grrrrrrrr. 
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      April 5, 2022 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    I don't know, you may have a very unexpected turn of events... or maybe you wouldn't?

      April 5, 2022 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

     “Randy” isn’t just my name, it’s my way of life. Bring them on, please.

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      April 6, 2022 8:09 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    OK now...

      April 6, 2022 3:08 PM MDT
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  • 3024
    The green ones?
      April 27, 2022 5:51 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

     Equal opportunity, Baby. I’m more inclusive than I am restrictive.
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      April 27, 2022 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    I would tell them to turn around and find another planet. There is no intelligent life here.
      April 5, 2022 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    Exactly!!!  You see that big red rock about 166 million miles that way?

      April 5, 2022 4:43 PM MDT
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  • 23641

    I'd encourage them to find a group of children.

    Children have a wealth of intelligence we adults sometimes fail to acknowledge.


      April 5, 2022 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    That just might fill the requirement!

      April 5, 2022 6:40 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    WOW!
    Thanks for a Pick, bevo!!
    :)
      April 5, 2022 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    U betcha 



      April 6, 2022 2:43 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Hmm, you landed in my field.  You asked me where you could find intelligent life in perfect English.  You’ve obviously been orbiting our planet and watching our TV for a while now because that’s just so cliché.  I think you guys should forget you ever found this place.
      April 5, 2022 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    "There's a nice little planet about half way between here and Jupiter."

      April 6, 2022 2:52 PM MDT
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  • 17613
    I would give them the names of my very favorites and direct them to the District to pick their favorites and take them home.   Gosh, I hope their ship will transport about 2,000 fine specimens. This post was edited by Thriftymaid at April 6, 2022 2:57 PM MDT
      April 5, 2022 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Just 2000?  Can we ask them to send more ships to take more of our self-styled finest specimens?  How soon can they get them here?
      April 6, 2022 7:08 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    I think they'd get wise to us!

      April 6, 2022 3:00 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Gosh, aliens, what’s that spaceship fuel costing you guys?  It just couldn’t be very cost effective to return those fine specimens.  Am I right?
      April 6, 2022 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    Three words... see oh dee 
      April 7, 2022 2:03 PM MDT
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  • 17613
    Yes we can! 
      April 6, 2022 4:03 PM MDT
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  • 5451

      April 6, 2022 8:07 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    Well, o.k. but, as Elvis said...

      April 6, 2022 2:59 PM MDT
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  • 17613
    You're probably right.

      April 6, 2022 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 3820
    If you're looking for intelligent life, don't watch FOX News.
      April 6, 2022 10:48 AM MDT
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