You happen to run into Randy D in the hallway at the courthouse. You probably know why he’s there; why are YOU there?

 

  Gee, I really didn’t expect you to see this one. Why aren’t you paying more attention to the section on Human Sexuality Triggers For Urbanites? I have a ton of content there, and it would distract you from reading stuff like this post. Grrrrrrr. 
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  Detective! It’s me again, Randolph D Randall. Ok, street name Randy D, but I’m really trying to put that past me.

  Listen, remember how last month you told me to get out of your office and not to come back unless I had concrete evidence against Livvie? Well, I have it this time, please take a look. She’s gloating about dropping off a boatload of cash for the judge who is presiding over my case. If that is not glaring evidence of corruption, I don’t know what is. Now if you and your partner scurry like little rabbits, you can probably catch her on the elevator before she gets off of the premises. Don’t let her get to the parking lot; she drives like a maniac. Other detectives can go straight to the judge’s chambers and affect that arrest there. I’ll be right here filling out the paperwork where I’m preferring charges against them. Detective? Why aren’t you moving? She’ll get away, I know she will. The judge will issue a ruling in a few minutes, it may be legally binding if the arrest isn’t made first. Detective, are you even listening to me? This could be a career-deciding case for you, they’ll promote you to chief of detectives. Let’s go, let’s go!

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  Is one of her initials the letter “J”? Grrrrrrr. 

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 Detective! It’s organized crime! She has an accomplice, get another set of handcuffs!
  Hello, Detective? what’s the hold up? You know these people are not just going to arrest themselves, I need you to move on this, immediately!

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

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Something about that guy makes him more scary than handsome to me! 

And I completely agree with you!! I kept looking at him, not quite liking him. I might change the image. I kept looking at images and couldn't decide.

Here are the other ones I considered. I'll let you decide.  :)

This is FUN! 

On second thought, I can already see Randy D's reply if I answer completely, so let's just say definitely not 3 or 4. Contestant #3 looks like a younger Mike Pence. NO THANK YOU! Contestant #4 looks like he belongs in a "Twilight" movie. Definitely not my jam, as they said a decade or two ago. 

Have a wonderful Saturday! 

 

  I’m being both typecast and stereotyped! I demand a private audience with you to discuss this overnight at a 5-star hotel with no interruptions allowed!

((((Bring along that skimpy little one-piece nightie if you want to, just be warned that you might not ever need it.))))

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Twilight Man -- yeah! Ha.
Young Pence, too.  :)

:)

I think, for me, his eyes are too piercing. 

Yeah. Creepy. 

Yes.  :)

Eh, not to me.