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You happen to run into Randy D in the hallway at the courthouse. You probably know why he’s there; why are YOU there?

 

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Posted - April 20

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  • 7850
    You, of all people, know why I'm there. 
      April 20, 2022 7:47 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Gee, I really didn’t expect you to see this one. Why aren’t you paying more attention to the section on Human Sexuality Triggers For Urbanites? I have a ton of content there, and it would distract you from reading stuff like this post. Grrrrrrr. 
    ~

      April 20, 2022 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    I am there to learn.  The way the attorneys approach a case and the questions they ask are interesting.  I should have gone on a become an attorney but I put my BFF first, wanting to spend more time with him, so I quit early.  
      April 21, 2022 9:43 AM MDT
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  • 4316

    I’m just here to deliver a package to the judge, then I’ll be on my way.  Nice seeing you!

      April 21, 2022 10:18 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Detective! It’s me again, Randolph D Randall. Ok, street name Randy D, but I’m really trying to put that past me.

      Listen, remember how last month you told me to get out of your office and not to come back unless I had concrete evidence against Livvie? Well, I have it this time, please take a look. She’s gloating about dropping off a boatload of cash for the judge who is presiding over my case. If that is not glaring evidence of corruption, I don’t know what is. Now if you and your partner scurry like little rabbits, you can probably catch her on the elevator before she gets off of the premises. Don’t let her get to the parking lot; she drives like a maniac. Other detectives can go straight to the judge’s chambers and affect that arrest there. I’ll be right here filling out the paperwork where I’m preferring charges against them. Detective? Why aren’t you moving? She’ll get away, I know she will. The judge will issue a ruling in a few minutes, it may be legally binding if the arrest isn’t made first. Detective, are you even listening to me? This could be a career-deciding case for you, they’ll promote you to chief of detectives. Let’s go, let’s go!

    ~

      April 21, 2022 9:39 PM MDT
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  • 41315
    As a character witness for...wait, I'm not allowed to say.
      April 21, 2022 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      Is one of her initials the letter “J”? Grrrrrrr. 

    ~

      April 21, 2022 9:40 PM MDT
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  • 7412
    It doesn't matter why I'm there. Brothas got to support brothas!
      April 21, 2022 11:40 AM MDT
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  • 48328
      April 21, 2022 10:02 PM MDT
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  • 8476
    I was with Livvie. Something to do with a package. 
      April 21, 2022 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 48328

     

     Detective! It’s organized crime! She has an accomplice, get another set of handcuffs!
      Hello, Detective? what’s the hold up? You know these people are not just going to arrest themselves, I need you to move on this, immediately!

    Grrrrrrrrrrr.


    ~

      April 21, 2022 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 1281
    I'm your attorney, of course!



    This post was edited by bevo at April 23, 2022 1:55 PM MDT
      April 22, 2022 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 48328
      April 23, 2022 1:55 PM MDT
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  • 20382


    To simply check out the new judge. Heard he was handsome.

    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at April 24, 2022 7:32 PM MDT
      April 22, 2022 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 8476
    Something about that guy makes him more scary than handsome to me! 
      April 23, 2022 3:43 AM MDT
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  • 20382
    And I completely agree with you!! I kept looking at him, not quite liking him. I might change the image. I kept looking at images and couldn't decide.

    Here are the other ones I considered. I'll let you decide.  :)










      April 23, 2022 7:02 AM MDT
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  • 8476
    This is FUN! 

    On second thought, I can already see Randy D's reply if I answer completely, so let's just say definitely not 3 or 4. Contestant #3 looks like a younger Mike Pence. NO THANK YOU! Contestant #4 looks like he belongs in a "Twilight" movie. Definitely not my jam, as they said a decade or two ago. 

    Have a wonderful Saturday! 
      April 23, 2022 7:39 AM MDT
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  • 48328

     

      I’m being both typecast and stereotyped! I demand a private audience with you to discuss this overnight at a 5-star hotel with no interruptions allowed!


    ((((Bring along that skimpy little one-piece nightie if you want to, just be warned that you might not ever need it.))))

    ~

      April 23, 2022 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 20382
    Twilight Man -- yeah! Ha.
    Young Pence, too.  :)
      April 24, 2022 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 8476
    :)
      April 24, 2022 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 20382
    I think, for me, his eyes are too piercing. 
      April 24, 2022 7:29 PM MDT
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  • 8476
    Yeah. Creepy. 
      April 24, 2022 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 20382
    Yes.  :)
      April 24, 2022 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 1751
    Eh, not to me. 
      April 23, 2022 7:44 AM MDT
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