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Photo caption contest: precautions when Randy D is a guest in your home for a few days . . .

 

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Posted - May 3

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  • 1738
    Hahahahaha, good thinking, a perfect safe place. 
      May 4, 2022 5:53 AM MDT
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  • 48300

     

      May 4, 2022 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 1738
    That's a really good idea even if Randy isn't around.  
      May 4, 2022 9:06 AM MDT
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  • 48300

    Lol, yes. 

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      May 4, 2022 9:10 AM MDT
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  • 8471
    Searching the internet for mayonnaise-scented body lotion... 
      May 5, 2022 3:59 AM MDT
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      What a cruel, cruel woman. It’s as if I’m the only one interested in keeping our relationship alive! 


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      May 5, 2022 7:56 AM MDT
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  • 4308
    Randy won a lawsuit against me.   This is just where I keep the court-ordered payment until it’s time to send it to him.
      May 5, 2022 8:41 AM MDT
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  • 48300

     NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  


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      May 5, 2022 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 4308
    Yes! 
      May 5, 2022 11:55 AM MDT
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      May 5, 2022 8:56 AM MDT
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      That money certainly needs laundering. Let me get a cut of it afterwards, ok? Keep it on the down-low. I can’t afford to let anyone know I involved myself with mayo-money. Shhhhhh.


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      May 5, 2022 9:04 AM MDT
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  • 20364
    That picture kick major buttocks.
      May 5, 2022 5:59 PM MDT
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  • 20364
    :)
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      May 5, 2022 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 14518
    A Vegemite jar is even better - he won't get close enough to see anything unusual. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at May 5, 2022 8:45 PM MDT
      May 5, 2022 6:56 PM MDT
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